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rafi calderon @crafi ∙ Feb 9
my impending flight 2 la is causing a lot of strain in my personal relationships
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rafi calderon @crafi ∙ Feb 8
white ppl weighin in on Diversity is wild no matter what they have 2 say abt it & at this point im morbidly fascinated w the whole situation
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rafi calderon @crafi ∙ Feb 8
if i were a robot (which i am NOT!! i am NOT A ROBOT) then i would want to date the mars rover (again IF i were a robot, which i am NOT)
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rafi calderon @crafi ∙ Feb 5
an anonymous vagrant signed me up for "COMEDY" but the tru joke is on them. these emails r hilarious. IT SEEMS I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH| c a r r i e @hheyitscarrie @crafi rafael WHY does jeb bush have your email does bernie know about this |
rafi calderon @crafi ∙ Oct 28
when u wake up and immediately start browsin the web for that sweet sweet fiona apple content
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rafi calderon @crafi ∙ Feb 2
my vibe 2day is lil mouse chillin in the hole in ur wall and runnin out while ur asleep 2 steal all ur cheese
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rafi calderon @crafi ∙ Oct 26
SAD BOY PLAYLIST ALERT 💦| Daisy Jones @daisythejones Figure 9 singer @krish9 made a playlist to make you cry dazeddigital.com/music/article/... |
Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 26
ive hit a level beyond tour lag what is sleep is this what transcendence feels like either way still basking in #MZRHEE's glory
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Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 25
um i'm not into animal cruelty guys i like snakes it was just a lame joke ok bye
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Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 24
whoa u guys know way 2 much about @nicsykes ive made a huge mistake
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Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 24
@nicsykes wait nvm i have never been more proud of u than now im shedding a tear u utter prince| Nico Sykes @nicsykes @krish9 one time i bought a too small pair of shoes because i didn't want to tell the pretty salesgirl i said my size wrong. |
Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 24
@nicsykes is automatically disqualified for being a lil 💩 go away nico| Nico Sykes @nicsykes @krish9 one time i got a detention. then another time. then ano - twenty-three times i got a detention. |
Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 24
if anyone knows @nicsykes' biggest shame pls share im begging u i cant offer £££ but i can offer dick pics
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Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 23
same| Le1f @le1f my liquid dreams, tbh twitter.com/Oscarkeysung/s... |
Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 22
omg yes yes yes yes yes yes seriously tho YES GUS YES Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthyI am gay. |
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Figure 9 @figure9 ∙ Oct 22
ummmm #WheresKrishna ?!? add him in if yu like 🎈 winner gets a repost!
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Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 21
@wylielawson u know ur in 2 deep when even the hot tub knows ur type 😬| Wylie Lawson @wylielawson @krish9 I'm not there, so I guess that means my hot tub is playing cold and distant. Just how you like it, huh? |
Krishna Desphande @krish9 ∙ Oct 21
@wylielawson pls relay this message 2 ur hot tub: miss u bae 💞😭💦
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MZRHEE Fan Updates @DailyMZ ∙ Oct 19
The Guardian: #MZRHEE joins Danny Boyle et al for one night staging of Children's Monologues at Royal Court Theatre Oct. 25 dailymz.com/p461
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Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 15
@tyrabanks HOW CAN U DO THIS 2 ME I CANT BELIEVE ITS OVER I NEVER GOT 2 SMIZE H2T 4 U ?!!?!?!| Tyra Banks @tyrabanks Guess what. The series finale of #ANTM #cycle22 & finale Top Model show ever will air on Friday, December 4th. My birthday. #ironic |
Krishna Desphande @krish9 ∙ Oct 14
i stopped tweeting 4 a few days & finally woke up today 2 rumours of my own death sry huns i'll never neglect u again 😰
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Krishna Desphande @krish9 ∙ Oct 9
tfw u find out people regularly photoshop u with blue eyes on tumblr can i get a amen
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Krishna Desphande @krish9 ∙ Oct 9
u couldnt handle me 😘| Alastair Gault @gault83 @krish9 babe i could be your christian grey if you ever wanna stop fucking around with little boys and try a real man for once |
Krishna Desphande @krish9 ∙ Oct 6
i wouldve gone nude for this but i didn't have any dms so whats the point
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Krishna Desphande @krish9 ∙ Oct 5
dear @TheRev i only go for unavailable guys how do i stop
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Krishna Desphande @krish9 ∙ Oct 5
dear @TheRev how do i tell someone hes a scrub who isnt spatially expanding my horizon
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Krishna Desphande @krish9 ∙ Oct 3
am i alive| zacharyyyy @zachy9 @krish9 can u twerk and do u like nachos |
Krishna Deshpande @krish9 ∙ Oct 1
ty la for being fab as always! don't worry i'm not actually leaving yet lol did u think u were rid of me 👅
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